Few days back i got an interesting mail....which i m sharing with you all.....
Sometimes i think, is this a real stuff with all the IT jerks.....
SIDE EFFECTS!!!
These are real
I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with
keys.
Few days back  I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in
my hand..
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
And I decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre
screen!
Sometimes i think, is this a real stuff with all the IT jerks.....
SIDE EFFECTS!!!
These are real
I once left home to go to the market wearing my ID card
and did not realize till my friend asked me why I was wearing it !!!!
Once I was flashing my ID card instead of unlocking the house door with
keys.
Few days back  I slept at 12:00 in the night and woke up in the morning
at 7:00 and suddenly thought that I haven't completed 8 hours and
laughed at myself when I realized that I am at home.
Just after our training completion in Mysore and posting to Pune,
me and my friends went out for dinner in one of the best restaurants. .
And as I finished.. I started walking towards the wash basin with Plates in
my hand..
Once I was on call with my father and mom was not around.
I went on to ask, "Why is she not attending the status call?"
I don't login to orkut, yahoo, gmail, youtube, etc..
at my personal internet connection at home...
thinking it will be blocked any way.
Till I realize - I am at home.
Yeah sometimes it do happens with me also.
keeping hands in front of tap for waiting
water to drop by itself is very frequent with me.
I just forget that we have to turn on and off the tap....
Once after talking to one of my friends
I ended the conversation saying,
" Ok bye...in case of any issues will call u back"
Sometimes when I mistakenly delete a message
from my mobile, I hope for a second, maybe it’s in the recycle bin
I gave my office mail id and password to access Gmail and
wondered when they became invalid???
Once I went to a pharmacy n asked for a tab....
pharmacist asked whether I want 250mg or 500mg.....
I replied 256mb....thank god he didn't notice.
Me getting a thought of doing an Alt+Tab while switching
from a news channel to the DVD while watching TV.
And I decided to take a break and went to a movie. In the middle of the movie,
when I wanted to check the time,
I kept repeatedly glancing at the bottom right corner of the theatre
screen!
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